Im just awesome dude, that loves to laugh and to make people laugh!
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
people say dolphins are smart but they’re not smart enough to not be Shitty grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
i cant believe the entire state of arizona only costs 99 cents
EVERY TIME IT SNOWS I CAN’T THINK OF ANYHTING BUT THIS
the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
A heckler threw her shoe at Hillary Clinton during her talk in Vegas.
That chick looks like buckwild from flavor of love.